Hawaiian Murphys Law

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Hawaiian Luau Games
Luau Apple of Discord
Banana Feeding
Blow Pipe Shooting Game
Put A Shot
Collecting Flowers
Prohibited Movements
Fetch a Luau Apple
Stick Relay
Merry Cooks
Luau Activity
It is a Wrap
Who Laughs Last Game
Luau Bluff Game
The Decorative Luau Game
The Luau Word Game
Birds Fly
The Family Car Game
Who Is The Monkey
Luau Spelling Game
Teacher

* The chance of being able to divide a Managua evenly in half depends upon how much you want to share it.
* Life is what your parents let you make of it.
* The best way to catch up on old friends, is to shop weekly at Longs.
* The syrup in your shave ice will always run out before the ice.
* Never insult a person who is bigger than you or named Sua.
* Rugby is the Samoan form of therapy.
* Never talk to haloes in pidgin, they may try to answer back.
* When all else fails, say you're a tourist.
* Clouds always have a way of following you to the beach.
* A luau is when pig is served and made of oneself.
* In Hawaii the extended family could include half the islands.
* The best waves for surfing will always break while you're in school.
* The poi dog you got free from a friend will always be smarter and cuter at their house.
* If you think you've got it bad, try being a tourist stranded at Waimanalo Beach Park.
* The only good pigeon is one that can't fly higher than your head.
* There is always one more cockroach.
* Be wary of a Hawaiian who says he lives in Kahala but got a District Exception to Farrington.
* A mango a day might not keep the Doctor away, but that's one way to get rid of them.
* The Ume will always be in the last corner of the musubi.
* The Kim Chee you ate three days ago will always resurface while you're on that important date.
* Just when you think you've met the girl of your dreams, her five older brothers tell you otherwise.
* The guy you're crazy about will always ask you out on a night you have to go to a family gathering.
* In Hawaii the legal age for drinking is 21 and the legal height is 5'-1".
* If you buy a new dress for a party, the chances are that someone else at the party was also shopping at Ross's.
* If an invitation says dinner at 6 PM (Hawaiian Time) you can safely assume they mean 7:30 PM.
* Formal in Hawaii is a T-shirt without pukas and new slippas.
* When in doubt talk pidgin, when in trouble talk Hawaiian.
* When there's a long line at Oceans and you want to impress your date, the doorman you know will have called in sick.
* The chance of you losing the top of your shave ice is directly proportional to how long the line was.
* On the day you start your diet, someone will bring a bag of malasadas to the office.
* The page you need in the public telephone booth will always be missing.
* The best place to find a Tongan during the day is in a tree.
* The prerequisites for the Honolulu Police Department are a 4-year varsity letter, a Portuguese last name and healed acne scars.
* Bad luck is an asthmatic caught behind a bus in rush hour traffic.
* The guy you'd least like to dance with will always approach you when a slow song is playing.
* You know it's time to leave the disco when the best looking men are the bouncers and the best looking women are the waitresses.
* A non-smoker will always be seated next to a smoker at Oceans.
* When you're out with that special guy, your cocktail waitress will always be skinny, blond and young.
* When you're in a rush to get somewhere, you'll always end up driving behind an old person in a Toyota Camry.
* Whoever invented Saimin must have also invented Spam.

Hawaiian Murphys Law